AUSTINTOWN, Ohio — An Ohio man called police last week to say he was “too high” on marijuana, the Huffington Post reported.
When police arrived at the 22-year-old man’s home, they found him on the floor “in a fetal position,” surrounded by, “a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies.”
Police said the man told the responding officer that he couldn’t feel his hands because he smoked too much marijuana.
The man gave the officer the keys to his vehicle, where he had smoked the marijuana. The officer recovered a glass pipe, rolling papers, roaches and a glass jar of marijuana.
Police said charges are pending for drug possession and drug paraphernalia.